1. Potato (feat. Big Thiccums) Video (MV)

Comedy is something you don't possess
You tell a joke and you make a mess
Now you might be asking "well then what's funny"
My only question is have you seen the teletubbies
About to dig into you like George Bush on Katrina
You're only funny in the same way as PETA
Posting troll face like it's the fresh new meme
When you haven't heard of anything from 2019
Have fun on 4chan your memes are for normies
Your jokes are for farmers they are so corny
At least that was ironic
Bitch you need a tonic
You're mashing jokes together like they're polyphonic
Now you're for talking bushes in the forest
Try and diss me I'll eat you like an allosaurus
Have fun looking in a thesaurus
Till then I'll see you in the chorus
You think you're cool cause you called yourself a potato
You think you're cool cause you called yourself a potato
Wow you're so special aren't you
So smart usin the word rendezvous
So edgy cause you talked about that taboo
Found Queen just now what a breakthrough
People always wanna put you on mute
Always wanna pick around the whole fruit
Probably lookin up sexualities on yahoo
Who the hell still uses yahoo?
You think you're funny cause you called yourself a potato
You think you're funny cause you called yourself a potato
Potato potato
Tomato tomato
Next time you should bring some content you fat hoe
Repeato repeater
You look like you're high cause you keep on repeating yourself like a recorder
Suicidal dreams make bad memes
Trying to use meme lingo like you know what the f*ck it means
Comedy comes naturally for you it's a mystery
Can understand the simple human wizardry
Sad boy hours make you seem cheesy
But for now all your jokes make me queasy
You walk on stage and make some push jokes
You should already know who you are Amy Schumer
Go on stage as mature as middle schooler
Crack some jokes and listen for the crickets chirp
I feel kinda bad bringing down the gavel
Call it sympathy for the devil
Nevermind I don't have respect for you on any level
Markiplier isn't funny cause he screams at his computer
All your shitty jokes stand out like cocky boogers
Just like Schumer you don't get humor
Your humor gland apparently has a tumor
Calling yourself a potato is only the second step
Don't ask what the first step is I only have so many bars
To explain these very complex metaphorical stairs
Soon you'll realize the only people that hang out with you
Are those who are "so random" they thought so random was actually so random
So Random? Remember the forgotten spinoff of the forgotten Disney
Show Sunny With A Chance. Yes you'll be as funny as that. Don't do that. There is help
You think you're cute cause you called yourself a potato
You think you're weird cause you called yourself a potato
Woo