I eat smoked gouda
And I prasie bhudda
Such a legend
You'll be singing hallelujah
Get so much moolah
Scary like medusa
Back the f*ck off cause I'm a human barracuda
Got crap happenin
With me you're never gamblin
All you lookin less real than a mannequin
Some say I'm mystic
I'm really just artistic
Unlike South Africa, I'm optimistic
I am the captain
Give me all your rations
Mess with me, I'll put you in your casket
Was that to harsh?
I went too far on that one I'm sorry dude.