Lil Jiblet - Simp Juice Lyrics

You go to the simp store
And buy some simp juice
Thinking they're all out of simp fruit
Drink it up fast now
You're thirsty as hell
And the girl at hot topic
Knows how to tell

You've been simping too long
You don't know how to stop
No amount of money
Will make her give you top
You need go down and sign up
For Simps Anonymous
You're addicted to simping and it's obvious

You've been simping too long
You've been simping too long
You've been simping too long
You've been simping too long
You've been simping too long
You've been simping too long
You've been simping too long
You've been simping too long

You go to the simp store
Can't buy more simp juice
You bought the whole store out
You made U.S. Simp News
Silly silly man
When will you learn
That waiting in grocery lines
Hardly ever works

You've been simping too long
You don't know how to stop
Your last one didn't call you
She called the cops
You need to go down and sign up
For Simps Anonymous
Where the only thing they teach you
Is how to take hint

You've been simping too hard (You've been simping too hard)
You've been simping too hard
You've been simping too hard
You've been simping too hard
You've been simping too hard
You've been simping too hard
You've been simping too hard
(So here's my ukulele's interpretation of how hard you've been simping)
You've been simping too hard

You've been simping too hard
You've been simping too hard