Lil Man D - Captain Fantastic Lyrics

Captain fantastic
He likes his pants elastic
He wears them on his head
Then dives straight into bed
And out again because his pants be elastic
And his name is Captain Fantastic

Captain Fantastic
Can't say that he's gymnastic
He raps like Eminem
I would really recommend
And no he's not asthmatic
Because his name is Captain Fantastic

Captain fantastic
He's never sarcastic
Back again with more fire bars like a matchstick
You'll think that he's a spastic
But he's just Captain Fantastic

Captain Fantastic
Don't hit him with a slapstick
You may think he's fake but he's not made of plastic
He cruses automatic
How many times have I said Captain Fantastic?

Captain fantastic
Bars be hard, drastic
He writes them in 2 minutes you could call him chiliastic
He ain't no holoblastic
Just call him Captain Fantastic

Captain Fantastic
This needs to rhyme with plastic
I'm running out of words that will match with elastic
I feel asthmatic
I can only think of the words 'Captain Fantastic'