Look
I have been on all these dating apps
And I can tell u first hand they ain't all that
I swipe right till my app can't take no more
I wanna swipe right but I gotta pay for more
I swiped a million people but still I got no matches
I think its time to lock up shop
Batten down the hatches
Fake hair fake boobs fake eye lashes
Some are sexy
Some have moustache
I talk to girls but I always blow it
Im a emotional guy just don't know how to show it
I been talking to this girl been messaging every day
Had my heart broken once
Not prepared to do that again
She's a angel
From the heavens above
Don't wanna say anything wrong
Don't wanna screw up
Im happy now
Then I have ever been before