I am Matthew Jordan, and I approve this message
Lucky charms, shorty like a leprechaun, leprechaun
Little women on me like Louisa May Alcott
Lil scott back with the certified bop
I get my salary in box tops, ay
I be droppin rhymes like they're crimes
I'm a serial cereal bowl binging typa guy
Snap, crackle pop
I don't ever stop
I be carrying the whole team like a bellhop, ay
Ba ba ba ba
Boyfriend material, always eatin cereal
Ba ba ba ba
Penicillin in my cheerios, anti-bacterial
Ba ba ba ba
These haters eatin oatmeal just to spite me
Cereal is not a soup. Fight me, money match
Run a marathon and die, call it nike
You're Hephaestus and your girl is Aphrodite
High and mighty, not a tenor but i'm high key
I be divin deep into your psyche
Everything i catch is a shiny
Leviosa, like hermione
Not levio-suh, dude
Ba ba ba ba
Boyfriend material, always eatin cereal
Ba ba ba ba
Penicillin in my cheerios, anti-bacterial
Ba ba ba ba
Breakfast of champions, i'm eatin my wheaties
I quit the lucky charms I don't want diabetes
It's a late snack, man, but it slaps though
Cereal be hittin different after 9PM, though, for real
Every morning i wake up a little tipsy
Probably because i ate my cheerios with whiskey
That's just how the life be like at dixie