Lil Squidy - Blue Waffles Lyrics

What's that name of that, that bitch there, y'know?
The one I was like, I was trying to name, but I couldn't figure out
Y'know, Y'know that bitch that gave me y'know, Blue waffles?
You know what I'm looking for y'know?

Bitch I'm exotic, I'll f*ck your bitch and you won't even know it
But at least with me she'll feel it
Give her 9 month and I'll leave it
I walk into the store looking like a dick
Stole a lady's purse then I ran away saying f*ck you old prick
I hooked up with a girl she was terrified
Impaled her with my dick she was crucified
But wait, woke up next day I was baffled
My dick was blue, Blue waffles
Itches so hard I wanna tear it off
I'm still in the game I'll give it rough
She didn't touch my dick, I read her bluff
She looked at my chest I was too buff
She blew me like I was a pope
Then I tied her with a f*cking rope

Shots fired, I'm dodging em' all
Short on money, then I rob a mall
F*ck cashiers I f*ck em' all
Who's bra?
Walking down the street and I see a hippy
Ask for money, I have no pity
I spit on him
Goes in for the hickey, I f*cking burn his beanie
F*ck a stripper in a club, bitch I don't need pornhub
Blue waffles, pass around like a blunt
Guess what's blue? Her cunt
Bitches always come back like a boomerang
Now they're back for my sack
Like a cum rag
You're 30, still live in your parents basement
But your tits do delicious I can face em'
That hoe wanna race, bitch so fine she put my dick in a vase
Now I'm whipping foreign cars stealing mars bars
I'm playing golf making pars
Living the good life
Early retirement
But something's wrong, something follows me around yeah
Blue waffles

How do you call a bitch by her first name when you can't even spell lame
It's like a bitch that steel my fame
She got hickeys on her neck
She can't get hit from the back, yeah
She's a f*cking train wreck, yeah
But I still let her give me head
But on one condition
If she fead me bread, like a bird on a train with a f*cked up head
But let me change the subject
It's not a movie, It's the f*cked up reality
If your girl's pussy smells like shit and her ass smells like fish
Well then yeah,
She'll probably give you Blue waffles
But hell, you don't wanna bang her?
I'm all for it
Cause y'know, I already got Blue waffles
So what the f*ck else can I get
Yeah, I won't f*cking regret it, yeah
She'll give me head
I'll steal your bitch, yeah
I'll probably get Blue waffles
Just don't f*ck her after
Cause' you'll get them
Them Blue waffles