Flexin Dolce and Gabbana
Ya mama says pull up to my cabana I'm f*ckin on her
You got a cuck of a father
My puck in the top of the net
You sleepin on a cot paying rent
Meanwhile me gettin on in the next room
I can hear you're havin a tantrum
So we move to the bathroom
Guess what I'm finishing off in ya shampoo
Plant my seed on her seed
See if she see, damn she curvy
Hit it from the back, the baby burpy
Gotta get the fruit I'm afraid of scurvy
All my friends like
This aint you, this aint you! Please eat a snickers, son
Don't you know that this a alter ego call me viktor vaughn
Quick, get the blonde, which one is the king and pawn
Guess I gotta hit all these bitches from which i pick upon
Yeah, and all they asses mine
Yeah i'm livin two lives call me Palpatine
Oh shit, or is it Palpatine
Either way I'm out here smokin tokin on the louder greens
Make ya woman a burrito damn she love the sour cream
I can hear you lil cowards scream
Enjoy a shower beer, powdered rear, while we're here
How my trousers found the power
Now they cower fear, as the hour nears
Reppin Patagonia glad when I grabbed the loneliest
Bad bitches at the phoniest
Frat where the brads are horny dicks
Sad, bastards with pony dicks
Fact is that they hopeless and
Fags don't know jazz
Harmonious Rap Master Thelonious reportin for duty
Lil f*ckin Tini out here courtin a cutie
Me and Me that's two people
Muthaf*cka I'm my own damn sequel
I ain't worried bout ya stupid free will
Cause bitch if you won't, she will
MPD I got MPD
You might know me
But you don't know me
Donkey punch a bitch in the face, on the first date
Always off the shits, throw it back, like a ape
Say she want it rough, then complain, like "that hurts babe!"
Bitch that just the tip, bouta take you on a trip
Got her singing out of tune, sound like happy birthday
Bride cuts the cake, put that pussy on a plate
Gobble that cooch and she squawk, call her birdbrain
STOOPID TRAMP WIT THA VOODOO CLAM
(Woo)
You been damned, if you do the man
Do the math, then I google maps
To yo home, then we pull the chrome
All my fam, be like DOO DOO, BLAM
Me and Me yeah that's two people
Muthaf*cka I'm my own damn sequel
I know you think, he wouldn't man, he chill
But lil bitch if I won't, then I will