No camping here is what I have to say again and again
So I have to kill them and disappear, Park Ranger Max is near
But then the cops will interfere, when I first joined I was a volunteer
Now I make $14 an hour, I've been working for 20 years
I'm sick of this job, I'm sick of this forest, I'm sick of this atmosphere
No camping here is what I have to say again and again and I can't even remember
When I left this state I haven't stayed up late for 19 years
Neither have I had a plate of fresh food
Every night I have to lock up the gate
Then I have to wake up at 5am and wait
And hate every camp goer around me, I know Their fate
I'm just waiting for someone to relate to
Hopefully before I have to have my estate sale
But no, they have to pay for Lil Waxi's bail
I might as well pack my bags and go confess and go back to jail
I'm leaving this forest
I don't care if they catch me
I don't care what happened
Goodbye
Waxxington, over to you
Breakfast in my bed
No camping
Breakfast in my tent
Breakfast in my bed
Breakfast in my bed
Breakfast in my tent
No camping here
Breakfast in my tent
You gotta leave
Breakfast in my bed
Pack your bag
Breakfast in my tent
Breakfast in my tent
Eggs
Pancakes
Ten
Bacon
One
Eggs
Two
Bacon
Three
Pancakes
No camping here
I just love the outdoors
You gotta leave
I love camping
Breakfast in my tent
Focus on the present
Spent so much time here
And I never want to leave
Park ranger max says to pack up
I don't believe him
Could say I disbelieve him
Breakfast in my bed
Watch out for the feds
Make some honey butter and bread
Nothings wrong
No ones dead
No axe
I dread to leave this place
Read farmer Johnson's book
Take a look
Catch a fishy fish with a hook
Then I cook
Run away from the cops
I'm a crook
You never know what happens
In the woods
If Smokey the Bear is gonna attack you
Or Park Ranger Max even
Gotta be careful
Breakfast in my bed
I hope this album doesn't end soon and lil Waxi is gone forever
Oh wait