Son, son you hear about the wizard at the top of that mountain?
Haha
No
He's evil you know
Really?
He's really evil, he's got a cat named Larry
He's terrifying
I heard the cat will hiss at you and bite you
And the wizard will cast magic spells at you
Really?
Yeah poison, that's just what I heard
Mirror mirror on the wall who's the wizard in the ball?
I'm the wizard with the ball
That will mysteriously answer you're phone call
The kids are scared, the parents think I'll start a brawl
Take a photo with me at your local mall
Use my magic wand to help you with you're u-haul
I got the appeal
I got a loose goose and a silly seal
If you need that to make a deal
Magically Spawn a banana peel
That's hits your heel
And you fall to a wizard with a guitar
He's real!
Mirror mirror on the wall who's the wizard in the ball
Me in my tower that you think is a tree
You think we're in New York? Maybe that's just me
Turn a sea to bacon that's a bacon sea
Larry in the spell books drinking bacon tea
Got the hat with the stars
People be looking at me bizarre
Almost crash a car, and break the tar and get a scar
Know me as the wizard with a guitar
Meow meow meow
Meow Meow meow
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow