Lil' Yung Swag Bag - My Pages Lyrics

Yes
I am the Slenderman
Please find my pages
I am the Slenderman please find my pages
I have not eaten
In ages
I am very slender and I wear a suit
This is why people think I am cute
I live in a forest with all the trees
After this I'm gonna go to Applebee's
Find my pages this is all i plead
I've hid them around my forest you see
It is very dark and it's very scary
They are all located away from prairies
I have cool tentacles and pale skin
I'm coming for you you better hide your shin
I'm filling your screen with lots of static
You are not safe not even in your attic
I'll make sure your pain is hyperoxymuriatic
Jerry Seinfeld is very erratic
I am the Slenderman please find my pages
I have not eaten
In ages
I am very slender and I wear a suit
This is why people think I am cute
I have many proxies and I am very creepy
People may say I give heebie jeebies
Eating Little Caesars and it made me sleepy
People in the olden days used to sleep in teepees
My pages are cool and have great art
Find them all and you get a poptart
Easter is better than St. Patrick's Day
Well, that's at least what I say