F*ck it, I'm a helicopter
Show me what you gotta offer
Bet your bottom dollar
Finna eat that ass like momma's cobbler
Bitch I'm not a golfer
But come sip this dick like Arnold Palmer's
Half and half a hoot and holler
Explodin' like the Boston Bomber
Whip you like a cotton farmer
While you wear a doggy collar
Birth control, you best be poppin'
I don't wanna be a father
Make my dick retarded, give it special needs
My god, don't make me beg and plead
Especially when you should be the one on your hands and knees
The irony is killing me
Just give some f*cking head to me
Blow like John F. Kennedy
Then hit the streets like Sesame
Microwave a Jimmy Dean
Sandwich with the egg and cheese
While I'm watching MTV
Laughing at the pregnant teens
Bitch I'm a dispensary
I always got the melodies and yeah, I f*ckin' make the beats
To beckon all the wet pussy, I'm writing lyrics expertly
Describing all the pleasant scenes, from sucking dick for rent money
To niggas having sex with me
I'm definitely not flexing when I say I snort amphetamines
A one way street to deviated septums and insanity
Not telling you to medicate, just sayin' I accept my fate
And pills don't have a pleasant taste
Years of my life have gone to waste
Feeling a euphoric state don't matter when you hit your base
You can't escape forever, you just make the problems that you are facing
Don't do as I do but do listen to what I am saying
I didn't listen, I'm a hardass
I had to learn the hard way
Takin' prescriptions can't make my eyes look the same f*ckin' direction
Xanax got me slumping like an old man's erection
Benzodiazepines and weed's what adolescents seek
We got no anxiety, developing a dependency
Living in a fantasy
Reality's too real for me
I'm the coolest monkey in the jungle, you can't f*ck with me
Drop a tab of LSD and shit's fishy like Captain D's
Went to take a piss and thought the Vietnamese were after me
Now I'm getting deep and thinkin' 'bout mortality
My nigga's tripping balls and questioning his sexuality
Got the drugs, I got the plug, I got the f*ckin' money B
So what the f*ck, bitch I'm still young
Let's have some f*cking fun pussy
Bitch I'm a dispensary
I always got the melodies and yeah, I f*ckin' make the beats
To beckon all the wet pussy, I'm writing lyrics expertly
Describing all the pleasant scenes, from sucking dick for rent money
To niggas having sex with me