Zero Dark Thirty on turkey day plus one, the parking lot's filled with minivans on the run
Got my coupon stacked like ammunition clips and a battle plan written on my shopping list
My mother-in-law's a veteran of these wars, been camping since Tuesday outside those store
Doors
She's got intel on every special deal and knows which cashiers are likely to steal
The crowds are gathering, tensions getting high, shopping carts locked and loaded
Ready to fly
Security guard looks mighty nervous now as he unlocks those double doors somehow
The crowds are gathering, tensions getting high, shopping carts locked and loaded
Ready to fly
Security guard looks mighty nervous now as he unlocks those double doors somehow
It's a black Friday battlefield where no shopper's gonna yield, stand your ground
Got my credit card, it's my honor, and my elbow sharp as can be
Watch those elbows sway
Fighting through the electronics section like a shopaholic mercenary
This ain't no ordinary mission, it's retail warfare history
Lost my right shoe in the house where my car took a hit in aisle three
Got separated from my unit when the TVs went on clearance free
The toilet department's total chaos, Barbie dolls flying through the air
Two grandmas wrestling over Lego while their husbands stand and stare
Not a shortcut through appliances, dodging blenders left and right
Some guys hoarding all the waffle makers, this could turn into a fight
The checkout line's stretched for miles now, lock up heat, all the good gone wrong
People trading war stories of the deals they scored along
It's a black Friday battlefield where no shopper's gonna yield
Stand your ground
Got my credit card, it's my honor, and my elbow sharp as can be
Watch those elbows sway
Fighting through the electronics section like a shopaholic mercenary
This ain't no ordinary mission
It's retail warfare history
Called for backup from my sister, she's bringing reinforcement caffeine
Got my nephew on reconnaissance, tracking deals on his phone screen
The manager's waving white flags as the last door buster dies
But we're holding out from hot downs like true shopping warriors tonight
Some folks say we're crazy, getting up before the sun
But they never felt the victory of a shot in battle won
There's casualties in every aisle, down in housewares, shopping carts abandoned in denial
By electronic sober soldiers of the savings who will live to shop again
Shop another day
It's a black Friday battlefield where no shopper's gonna yield, stand your ground
Got my credit card, it's my honor, and my elbow sharp as can be, watch those elbows sway
Fighting through the electronics section like a shopaholic mercenary
This ain't no ordinary mission, it's retail warfare history
When the dust has finally settled and the last receipt is signed
We'll talk about the deals we conquered till next Thanksgiving
Lil'Z Country - Black Friday Battlefield Blues Lyrics
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Zero Dark Thirty on turkey day plus one, the parking lot's filled with minivans on the run
Got my coupon stacked like ammunition clips and a battle plan written on my shopping list
My mother-in-law's a veteran of these wars, been camping since Tuesday outside those store
Doors
She's got intel on every special deal and knows which cashiers are likely to steal
The crowds are gathering, tensions getting high, shopping carts locked and loaded
Ready to fly
Security guard looks mighty nervous now as he unlocks those double doors somehow
The crowds are gathering, tensions getting high, shopping carts locked and loaded
Ready to fly
Security guard looks mighty nervous now as he unlocks those double doors somehow
It's a black Friday battlefield where no shopper's gonna yield, stand your ground
Got my credit card, it's my honor, and my elbow sharp as can be
Watch those elbows sway
Fighting through the electronics section like a shopaholic mercenary
This ain't no ordinary mission, it's retail warfare history
Lost my right shoe in the house where my car took a hit in aisle three
Got separated from my unit when the TVs went on clearance free
The toilet department's total chaos, Barbie dolls flying through the air
Two grandmas wrestling over Lego while their husbands stand and stare
Not a shortcut through appliances, dodging blenders left and right
Some guys hoarding all the waffle makers, this could turn into a fight
The checkout line's stretched for miles now, lock up heat, all the good gone wrong
People trading war stories of the deals they scored along
It's a black Friday battlefield where no shopper's gonna yield
Stand your ground
Got my credit card, it's my honor, and my elbow sharp as can be
Watch those elbows sway
Fighting through the electronics section like a shopaholic mercenary
This ain't no ordinary mission
It's retail warfare history
Called for backup from my sister, she's bringing reinforcement caffeine
Got my nephew on reconnaissance, tracking deals on his phone screen
The manager's waving white flags as the last door buster dies
But we're holding out from hot downs like true shopping warriors tonight
Some folks say we're crazy, getting up before the sun
But they never felt the victory of a shot in battle won
There's casualties in every aisle, down in housewares, shopping carts abandoned in denial
By electronic sober soldiers of the savings who will live to shop again
Shop another day
It's a black Friday battlefield where no shopper's gonna yield, stand your ground
Got my credit card, it's my honor, and my elbow sharp as can be, watch those elbows sway
Fighting through the electronics section like a shopaholic mercenary
This ain't no ordinary mission, it's retail warfare history
When the dust has finally settled and the last receipt is signed
We'll talk about the deals we conquered till next Thanksgiving
Got my coupon stacked like ammunition clips and a battle plan written on my shopping list
My mother-in-law's a veteran of these wars, been camping since Tuesday outside those store
Doors
She's got intel on every special deal and knows which cashiers are likely to steal
The crowds are gathering, tensions getting high, shopping carts locked and loaded
Ready to fly
Security guard looks mighty nervous now as he unlocks those double doors somehow
The crowds are gathering, tensions getting high, shopping carts locked and loaded
Ready to fly
Security guard looks mighty nervous now as he unlocks those double doors somehow
It's a black Friday battlefield where no shopper's gonna yield, stand your ground
Got my credit card, it's my honor, and my elbow sharp as can be
Watch those elbows sway
Fighting through the electronics section like a shopaholic mercenary
This ain't no ordinary mission, it's retail warfare history
Lost my right shoe in the house where my car took a hit in aisle three
Got separated from my unit when the TVs went on clearance free
The toilet department's total chaos, Barbie dolls flying through the air
Two grandmas wrestling over Lego while their husbands stand and stare
Not a shortcut through appliances, dodging blenders left and right
Some guys hoarding all the waffle makers, this could turn into a fight
The checkout line's stretched for miles now, lock up heat, all the good gone wrong
People trading war stories of the deals they scored along
It's a black Friday battlefield where no shopper's gonna yield
Stand your ground
Got my credit card, it's my honor, and my elbow sharp as can be
Watch those elbows sway
Fighting through the electronics section like a shopaholic mercenary
This ain't no ordinary mission
It's retail warfare history
Called for backup from my sister, she's bringing reinforcement caffeine
Got my nephew on reconnaissance, tracking deals on his phone screen
The manager's waving white flags as the last door buster dies
But we're holding out from hot downs like true shopping warriors tonight
Some folks say we're crazy, getting up before the sun
But they never felt the victory of a shot in battle won
There's casualties in every aisle, down in housewares, shopping carts abandoned in denial
By electronic sober soldiers of the savings who will live to shop again
Shop another day
It's a black Friday battlefield where no shopper's gonna yield, stand your ground
Got my credit card, it's my honor, and my elbow sharp as can be, watch those elbows sway
Fighting through the electronics section like a shopaholic mercenary
This ain't no ordinary mission, it's retail warfare history
When the dust has finally settled and the last receipt is signed
We'll talk about the deals we conquered till next Thanksgiving
Writer: Bruce Hinkofer
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid