Donald's standing with his golden mic
While Melania's looking less than psyched
His hair's blowing in the autumn breeze
As he brags about his pardoning expertise
Nobody pardons turkeys better than me
Believe me, folks, just wait and see
This bird's tremendous, really great
The best turkey in the whole deep states
The Marlboro Turkey Pardon Show has turned into a quid pro quo
That turkey's got some dirt on Joe and Donald wants to make it blow
How come Melania's rolling her eyes again while Donald's making turkey friends
This ceremony's gone off script as classified docs get flipped
Very stable, G
Secret Service getting nervous now as Donald makes his turkey vow
This bird knows things about Ukraine and Hunter Biden's laptop game
Melania's texting her escape plan while Donald's building turkey fans
We'll build a wall around the coop, make the chickens pay that soup
CNN's reporting live, thank you, as the turkey starts to jive, perfect call
With evidence stored in its waddle, with every Trump hotel motto
The turkey's wearing MAGA gear while Melania disappears
Donald's tweeting from the scene, turkey totally exorbitant! Meese
His lawyers looking mighty stressed as that bird becomes a witness
In another legal battle with its presidential prowl
So much for the simple pardoning, now we've got subpoenas dawning
As that turkey takes the stand in the biggest case in land
Very legal, very cool, no collusion with the foul, make Thanksgiving great again
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Donald's standing with his golden mic
While Melania's looking less than psyched
His hair's blowing in the autumn breeze
As he brags about his pardoning expertise
Nobody pardons turkeys better than me
Believe me, folks, just wait and see
This bird's tremendous, really great
The best turkey in the whole deep states
The Marlboro Turkey Pardon Show has turned into a quid pro quo
That turkey's got some dirt on Joe and Donald wants to make it blow
How come Melania's rolling her eyes again while Donald's making turkey friends
This ceremony's gone off script as classified docs get flipped
Very stable, G
Secret Service getting nervous now as Donald makes his turkey vow
This bird knows things about Ukraine and Hunter Biden's laptop game
Melania's texting her escape plan while Donald's building turkey fans
We'll build a wall around the coop, make the chickens pay that soup
CNN's reporting live, thank you, as the turkey starts to jive, perfect call
With evidence stored in its waddle, with every Trump hotel motto
The turkey's wearing MAGA gear while Melania disappears
Donald's tweeting from the scene, turkey totally exorbitant! Meese
His lawyers looking mighty stressed as that bird becomes a witness
In another legal battle with its presidential prowl
So much for the simple pardoning, now we've got subpoenas dawning
As that turkey takes the stand in the biggest case in land
Very legal, very cool, no collusion with the foul, make Thanksgiving great again
While Melania's looking less than psyched
His hair's blowing in the autumn breeze
As he brags about his pardoning expertise
Nobody pardons turkeys better than me
Believe me, folks, just wait and see
This bird's tremendous, really great
The best turkey in the whole deep states
The Marlboro Turkey Pardon Show has turned into a quid pro quo
That turkey's got some dirt on Joe and Donald wants to make it blow
How come Melania's rolling her eyes again while Donald's making turkey friends
This ceremony's gone off script as classified docs get flipped
Very stable, G
Secret Service getting nervous now as Donald makes his turkey vow
This bird knows things about Ukraine and Hunter Biden's laptop game
Melania's texting her escape plan while Donald's building turkey fans
We'll build a wall around the coop, make the chickens pay that soup
CNN's reporting live, thank you, as the turkey starts to jive, perfect call
With evidence stored in its waddle, with every Trump hotel motto
The turkey's wearing MAGA gear while Melania disappears
Donald's tweeting from the scene, turkey totally exorbitant! Meese
His lawyers looking mighty stressed as that bird becomes a witness
In another legal battle with its presidential prowl
So much for the simple pardoning, now we've got subpoenas dawning
As that turkey takes the stand in the biggest case in land
Very legal, very cool, no collusion with the foul, make Thanksgiving great again
Writer: Bruce Hinkofer
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid