In a town called Bethlehem
The messiah he is born
He is born a virgin birth
To one day wear a crown of thorns
In this town of Bethlehem
I observe him from afar
I see wise men give him gifts
Wise men guided by the stars
I want to get closer but it's look do not touch
The smallest alteration is a bit too much
Christmastime machine
Christmastime machine
All I want for Christmas is a time machine
Christmastime machine
Christmastime machine
All I want for Christmas is you
And a Christmastime machine
In a town in Michigan
We walk together in the snow
Wearing mittens, holding hands
Kissing under mistletoe
In this town of Michigan
I watch and know it won't be long
Until our final Christmas kiss
Until you vanish forever gone
I want to get closer but it's look do not touch
The smallest alteration is a bit too much
Christmastime machine
Christmastime machine
All I want for Christmas is a time machine
Christmastime machine
Christmastime machine
All I want for Christmas is you
And a Christmastime machine
Do they know it's Christmas
As the leaves start to change
Stegosaurus facing the ice age
All he wants for Christmas
A warm place to hide
All he wants is simply to survive
In the distant future
After mankind has fallen
And the robots have won
Christmas is over
And Hannukah is done
They're coming no place to hide
Christmastime machine
Christmastime machine
All I want for Christmas is a time machine
Christmastime machine
Christmastime machine
All I want for Christmas is you
And a Christmastime machine
Steve, isn't there anything we can do
Greg, the timeline can't be altered
There's nothing we can do
But Steve! What about the time egg
The time egg? You mean
Yes! I think there's still a chance
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go
Yeah! Let's do it
Christmastime machine
Christmastime machine
All I want for Christmas is a time machine
Christmastime machine
Christmastime machine
All I want for Christmas is you
And a Christmastime machine
With their heroic declaration of hope
Lipstick entered into their Christmastime Machine
And ventured deep into Christmas past in hopes that their exploits would help save Christmas future
As the clocks begin to turn backward
A few burning questions remain
Will Greg be able to confront his past demons
Or will he succumb to the darkness
Will Steve remain loyal to the Lipstick cause
Or will the villainous computer Regdar convince Steve to aid him in his war against humanity
Will Mr. Cool be able to stop his ex-girlfriend, Ellie the Electric Pussycat, from destroying the world
Or will his feelings for her be the end of the planet as we know it
And what of the stegosaurus
Find out the answer to all these questions and more, next time, on Lipstick III