No doubt we're together
And we share a perfect life
You're my knight in shining armor
I'm your wife
Laugh at all the same shows
And we read books in bed
But I have a small confession
I'm dead
And I'm bored out of my brain
I miss my cats and my perfect ass and my maiden name
I want bad boys who are unemployed sleeping in my bed
And I'm bored out of my head
I'm the envy of friends
I don't have any friends
We make love once a month
If we remember to
I wanna dream like in college
I wanna try the new pills
Maybe I'm overreacting
From the voices in my head
And I'm bored out of my brain
I miss my cats and my perfect ass and my maiden name
I want bad boys who are unemployed sleeping in my bed
And I'm bored out of my head
Pushing kids in swingsets
In my gated community
Barbeques and mountain views
In the land of the free
You're a wonderful human
You make a shit load of cash
Sometimes take you for granted
You make a shit load of cash
And I'm bored out of my brain
I left the kids in the neighbors yard and I'm on a plane
The bridge of the Golden Gate calls my name
And I'm bored