I was on my phone and I missed the train stop
I was on my phone and I just got lost
I was on my phone and the world-- I forgot
I got on my phone to avoid every thought
I got on my phone cause I hate bein bored
I got on my phone and I left all the chores
Always on my phone but I never see a text
Swear I'm not a bad friend just a victim of the tech
I got on my phone Friday now it's Monday
I got on my phone scrolled my life away
I got on my phone cause I heard it ring
Got sucked into an ad vortex with no escaping
I was on my phone now I wanna [HELP! I'M STUCK!
Siri: I didn't get that, can you try again?
Me: *dials 911*
Operator: 911 whats your emergency
Me: Uhh yeah I can't get off my phone
It's really bad I'm just kinda wasting away slowly
Operator: So unfortunately we can't really send somebody to
Help with that but have you tried the Calm app?
I heard it's really good for resetting your headspace.
Maybe you could try that
Me: Oh yeah I saw an ad for that
I ain't got no friend 'cept bots on IG
I ain't got no money so my time is free
I ain't go nowhere I live in my screen
I ain't got no life but I got lots to see
I ain't got no life but I got lots to see