434.89 Video (MV)

I'm on my way to the
On my way to McDonald's
I'm on my way to the
On my way to McDonald's
Hi, welcome to McDonald's
Will you using your mobile app today
No, I'll just be ordering here
Okay, what would you like
Uh, can I get two double cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Powerade
Uh, can I also get a Big Mac? You know what? Make that two Big Macs
Uh, will that be everything for you today
That will
Okay, pull forward to the next window, please
I'm going back now again and again
Those golden arches on my mind yeah, you know where I've been
Back into Ronald's arms, where I know I'll be safe
I'm stuck in a McTrance, man, I just can't explain
I'm going back now again and again
Those golden arches on my mind yeah, you know where I've been
Dude, I'm gonna get a free McChicken and another large fry
Cause McDonald's on my mind
Hi, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you today
Uh, uh, uh, can I, can I get a McFlurry
And a, um, fry
Okay
I got McDonald's on my mind
A double quarter pounder I hope to find
Juicy chicken nuggets served all day long
I'm eating all of this, they call me King Kong
I'm over here drenched in sweet and sour sauce
Got that spicy McCrispy, gonna need some floss
I'm on that dirty bulk so give me all your fries
I'm staring down this Big Mac, he's got such pretty eyes
I'm going back now again and again
Those golden arches on my mind yeah, you know where I've been
Back into Ronald's arms, where I know I'll be safe
I'm stuck in a McTrance, man, I just can't explain
I'm going back now again and again
Those golden arches on my mind yeah, you know where I've been
Dude, I'm gonna get a free McChicken and another large fry
Cause McDonald's on my mind
Bro, I can get sixteen free McChickens right now
There's no f*cking way you have that many points, dude
I have, I have twenty-four thousand points that I just never spend
What the f*ck? How often do you come here
Too often, man. I come here all the f*cking time
Bro, you can get thirteen cookies for five dollars
Holy shit, dude
What the f*ck? What is this app
Yeah, I'm literally Mc-ing right now, bro
My app is going crazy
I've got so many points
I could feed myself for the rest of my f*cking life on free McChickens
Points? Bro, I'm drowning in points, dude
I could probably end world f*cking hunger with these points
Dude, these points
What's the point
I'm going back now again and again
Those golden arches on my mind yeah, you know where I've been
Back into Ronald's arms, where I know I'll be safe
I'm stuck in a McTrance, man, I just can't explain
I'm going back now again and again
Those golden arches on my mind yeah, you know where I've been
Dude, I'm gonna get a free McChicken and another large fry
Cause McDonald's on my mind
Last semester, I spent $434.89 on McDonald's
And you know what? I gotta say, it was worth every penny
But I got one thing on my mind right now
And it's just, I gotta tell everyone
McDonald's fries are not an S-tier item
I think they just, they can't be
And you'll never change my mind
F*ck yeah, dude, that was awesome
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