I can't rap cause I'm white, shit
But if I could, I would write this:
I'm not a pessimist
Just a realist.
And if you were one you would know this:
That I'm just artistic and aresome
Of you gonna commit arsons
And step-daughters to a life filled
With high-school-peaked-fathers
No don't bother
Cause I didn't graduate from Harvard
Nor with honors
Just tryna live in the Bahamas with Obama
Flirtin with his daughter
Name is Sasha
Gonna have Obama as my new step-father
Mayaguana
My lizard is green
But I'm on the wrong team
King Kong monster schlong
Lemme do my own thing
Bling bling cash cash
I am so funny
That's the end of the song