Logic - Chess (skit) Lyrics

E4
E5
Bishop C4
Knight C6
Queen H5
Too early to be bringing out that queen, Thomas
Knight G6
Oh no, Kai
Bitch, why you on business? I'm trying to win this game of chess
Queen F7
That's mate
Man, what the f*ck, man?
Man, how you get so good at chess?

When I was a little boy, my father told me about how his great-great-great grandfather Clark
Robbed this traincar full of gold with his gang
And during the robbery, there was a chess tournament being held in first class
It was such a cool story, I decided to learn how to play
Kai? Kai

What? What? What?

Goddammit, dude
I'm telling a story here, what the f*ck?

I heard you!

What did I just, no, you did not
What did I just say?

Grass and yaks

Shut up, Kai