I was doing just fine on my own 'til we met
I'm head over heels now your stuck in my head
Like a cheap song, with a chorus so sweet
And my verses made you complete
And if you ever left me I'd tear out my heart
And put it in a box shaped like something that tears you apart
I'd change your mind, or I'd change my address
Spend my whole life as your cordless marionette, and I swear
You should know you'll never be alone
Am I on your mind when you think of home
I'll write you letters and sing this song over the phone
We're the greatest story this world's ever known
Fast forward seven years, sit down and let's
Discuss all of these tears and my regrets
I don't think that you love me the way that you should
I've got an idea, I think will be good
To think I've known you for so many years
We share all of the same dreams and fears
It's not complicated, just listen and see
What more could I ask for than being with me
So I'll clone myself
You should know you'll never be alone
Am I on your mind when you think of home
I could write you letters and sing this song over the phone
We're the greatest story this world's ever known
And I'm no scientist, but I've found the cure to this one
Over arching problem in my life
I'm gonna make myself my wife
I met a man with a machine
And I gave him DNA freely
And I hope you get the picture
I'm in the duplicator
By my own side
Now I know I'll never be alone
I can think of myself when I think of home
I could write myself letters, but I'd already know
I'm the greatest story this world's ever known
When we're apart, I am breathless
Like the ocean off Cape Horn, I'm just so restless
Please come home and we'll spend hours on end
Watching Die Hard, and anything we can find with Matt Damon