The London Monster - The Spy Lyrics

The sky is blue
The trees are green
The water's cold
Your taste obscene
And I'm convinced that the globe isn't globe-like at all
But in fact, it's a disk, like a flat basketball
Sir Isaac Newton didn't understand dark energy
And all that NASA nazi garbage is just made up imagery
Babe, I'm so woke
The scientists just want all that grant research money
And the government is brainwashing us all into dummies
Let's fight back and show them that we're not stupid yet
We'll share the truth to our Facebook friends
I've got the chills
And the shakes
My throat is swollen
My stomach aches
I see my naturopath, and he gives me eucalyptus
I recline on the couch and laugh at all the other misfits
Who think that a doctor will give them all the facts
When all they do is write prescriptions and get rich off the kickbacks
Babe, I'm so woke
The scientists just want all that grant research money
And the government is brainwashing us all into dummies
Let's fight back and show them that we're not stupid yet
We'll share the truth to our Facebook friends
Jet fuel won't, melt steel beams
George Bush, can't even read
And 9/11 was quite obviously an inside job
And the government thinks all of us are millions of pawns
They listen to our calls and watch us through our laptops
Oh, wait
They actually do that
Oh
So now I'm stuck in this weird position
Somewhere between a normal dude and skeptic
I make fun of Flat-Earthers all day
And write verse after verse about Jenny McCarthy
Donald Trump's spying on me
I wonder what he thinks of me
I think he has a crush on me