The Lonely Island - Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) Lyrics

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Want to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "F*ck me like we f*cked Bin Laden" (ooh, whoa)
That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to f*ck her harder than the military

F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
She wanted to f*ck me harder than the US government
F*cked Bin Laden

Uh, she was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically, one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said, "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said, I can see you horny like a Stegosaur
That said, again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban, then a tunic
She said, "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said, "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I f*ck her like we

F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
She wanted to f*ck me harder than the US government
F*cked Bin Laden

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
And my justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my GoPro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bedroom like go-go
She tells me to go low, then looks down and says I gotta
"Terrorize that pussy"
"Gotta terrorize that pussy"
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said, "You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"
I yell, "Geronimo," then took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "congratulations Connor"
I said, "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?"
He said, "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
I gots to know how you f*cked her like we"

F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal
But she wanted me to f*ck her like we f*cked Bin Laden
Oh, this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now world famous attack
That f*cked Osama Bin Laden