They're the bros of the blockchain, crypto maniacs
Trading coins like they're RIZZING on Doritos and Snacks
With lambos on their vision boards, diamond hands so tight
BULLISH that their portfolios will one day take flight
Crypto bros, crypto bros, living life by the dip
Refreshing their accounts with aching fingertips
HODL is their mantra, memes are their scripture
Crypto bros, crypto bros, is this market a picture?
Crypto bros, crypto bros, living life by the dip
Refreshing their accounts with aching fingertips
HODL is their mantra, memes are their GAS
Crypto bros, crypto bros, is this market HASHED?
They speak in cryptic lingo, "Did you buy the dip?"
"We're still early adopters, this coin's gonna rip"
Shilling their hot new projects, promised moons and more
While the markets are crashing like an ocean's mighty roar
Crypto bros, crypto bros, living life by the dip
Refreshing their accounts with aching fingertips
HODL is their mantra, memes are their scripture
Crypto bros, crypto bros, is this market a picture?
They're the masters of the shitcoin, experts of the rug
Trading like their wallets are an overflowing jug
But when the bears start mauling, and the red engulfs their screens
The panicked bros start yelling, "What do these candles mean?!"
Crypto bros, crypto bros, living life by the dip
Refreshing their accounts with aching fingertips
HODL is their mantra, memes are their scripture
Crypto bros, crypto bros, is this market a picture?
They congregate in Discords, Telegrams, and Reddits too
Sharing tips and rumors, of the coins they think are due
For the investors' promised land, the crypto eldorado
But their sparkling dreams oft crumble, to a crypto tornado
Crypto bros, crypto bros, living life by the dip
Refreshing their accounts with aching fingertips
HODL is their mantra, memes are their scripture
Crypto bros, crypto bros, is this market a picture?
They'll shill their favorite tokens, with unshakable belief
That their genius deserves more, than a future made of grief
But when their portfolios dwindle, and their savings start to fade
They remain eternal optimists, in crypto's wild charade