Lonnie Spiker - Ex Wives Anonymous Lyrics

Best New Year's Eve, I made a vow to detox from my wife
And joined a club for jilted loves, cause we've all paid the price
We meet up in this honky-tonk to drink a couple beers
To reminisce about their charms and shed a couple tears

I sure need these twelve-step meetings, cause I miss her so bad
Her laugh is pure addiction, her kiss still drives me mad
Yeah, misery loves company, so I'm right here at home
I joined ex-wives, anonymous, or wives who did us wrong

We know that we're all addicts, cause our ex-wives aren't our dreams
Some walk right through the twelve steps, but I'm stuck on number three
We welcome our new members, yeah, it seems to be a trend
Our strength is in our numbers, we're brothers on the mend

I sure need these twelve-step meetings, cause I miss her so bad
Her laugh is pure addiction, her kiss still drives me mad
Yeah, misery loves company, so I'm right here at home
I joined ex-wives, anonymous, or wives who did us wrong

My sponsor's here in desperate times, he's just a call away
I'd jump back in and play the fool if she walked back today
I sure need these twelve-step meetings, cause I miss her so bad
Her laugh is pure addiction, her kiss still drives me mad

Yeah, misery loves company, so I'm right here at home
I joined ex-wives, anonymous, or wives who did us wrong
Yeah, I joined ex-wives, anonymous, or wives who did us wrong