[ Featuring Obin, Susan Loquat ]
I thought that I could make a quick buck
If I might be able to teach my pup
How to fight just like a man
To scrap it out so I'd make some bands
Pomeranian dog fights
Lots of cash to be made
All bark and all bite
Going for blood to get paid
Tear into the jugulars
Of your pom pom pals
Gouge out their huge eyes
Rip the hair off their scalp
Rollin' in that dog fight dough
I got the toughest pom you know
I understand Cruella now
Dog fur makes a heavy pound
I love Pomeranians
And how they rake that money in
Stackin' cash up from the ring
Those growls are just like music to me
