It was a moonlit night, I was heading cross country
Looking to deliver an extra large package
Needed permission to pass, I've paid the toll
Precious cargo, ready to roll
Exploring your peaks as I pass through Titty Valley
Picking up speed as I cross your beer belly
Just through this forest, hope it's not too smelly
On over the horizon to park in your back alley
I'm just two exits from Tennessee
And I know what's waiting for me
I'm taking a load to where it should be and I'm just two exits from Tennessee
Deliveries in rear, you motion 'round back
I'm ready to work, I ain't gonna slack
Your signal is clear, the green light's a go
Pulling on in nice and slow
Exploring your peaks as I pass through Titty Valley
Picking up speed as I cross your beer belly
Just through this forest, hope it's not too smelly
On over the horizon to park in your back alley
I'm just two exits from Tennessee
And I know what's waiting for me
I'm taking a load to where it should be and I'm just two exits from Tennessee
The time has come to unload my haul
Give me a hand, don't forget my balls
Filled the warehouse right up to the brim
A perfect delivery, let's do it again
Exploring your peaks as I pass through Titty Valley
Picking up speed as I cross your beer belly
Just through this forest, hope it's not too smelly
On over the horizon to park in your back alley
I'm just two exits from Tennessee
And I know what's waiting for me
I'm taking a load to where it should be and I'm just two exits from Tennessee