Lord Gonchar - Whispers in the Dark Lyrics

She's the sunshine in my day, the moonlight in my night
But there's something 'bout that girl that ain't quite right
When we're cuddled up tight and she's sound asleep
Out comes a secret that she just can't keep

In the silence of the night, Something breaks the calm
A little sound, a tiny squeak, a ticking time bomb
In the quiet of the night, Brownies start to bake
Nevermind the Richter Scale get ready for the quake

Whispers in the dark
Tell your secrets to the night
Whispers in the dark
She's right here by my side
Whispers in the dark
Warming up her log-maker
Whispers in the dark
It's not a deal-breaker it's whispers in the dark
I never thought I'd hear an angel fart

Her love is silent but deadly, like a river flowing deep
Midnight Dutch oven, no thanks, I'll just roll over and sleep
When we're spooning at bedtime and I'm feeling slick
I hear her tummy rumble and she's farting on my prick

In the silence of the night, Something breaks the calm
A little sound, a tiny squeak, a ticking time bomb
In the quiet of the night, Brownies start to bake
Nevermind the Richter Scale get ready for the quake

Whispers in the dark
Tell your secrets to the night
Whispers in the dark
She's right here by my side
Whispers in the dark
Warming up her log-maker
Whispers in the dark
It's not a deal-breaker it's whispers in the dark
I never thought I'd hear an angel fart

Let the lightning strike! Let the thunder roll!
My lady just ripped one across my balls
I swear to Jesus Christ that it kinda hurt
And I think she left a skid mark on my shirt

Whispers in the dark
Tell your secrets to the night
Whispers in the dark
She's right here by my side
Whispers in the dark
Warming up her log-maker
Whispers in the dark
It's not a deal-breaker it's whispers in the dark
I never thought I'd hear an angel fart