Lord Rochester - Seven Steps to Heaven Lyrics

When I was just a little bitty boy
Grew tired of playing with all of my toys
Mama told me I was so nice
Until I discovered another vice

I've found - Seven steps to Heaven

First steps were so easy for me
They call it greed or gluttony
Just a case of wanting more
So what are you standing there waiting for

I've found - Seven steps to Heaven

If I stand up you call it wrath
If I sit down you call it sloth
If I'm content you call it pride
Now's your time to choose your side

I've found - Seven steps to Heaven

Six steps in I'm having fun
You tell me who's the envious one
Is it your eyes or is it your fear
If it wasn't for lust then we wouldn't be here

I've found - Seven steps to Heaven