Well I heard he f*cked your friend,
That's unfortunate
And I heard that you know now,
That you're pregnant
And I heard that both his parents
Want the evidence
Put you up on Maury in front of the senior class
They all know you as a sweetheart with morals
Go to church on Sunday, now the sky is falling down
And your mom and dad are in a total panic
Everybody's manic, I can't go to college now
He told me that he loved me
Then he told his friends that he f*cked me
But,
I wanted a Bridgerton story
He wanted a Playboy bunny
But for English class I read about Juliet
And how a Romeo could ask for my hand
Watch him sing me songs from the balcony
How he would kill himself,
If he thought I was dead
Well I heard he f*cked your friend,
That's unfortunate
And I heard that you know now,
That you're pregnant
And I heard that both his parents
Want the evidence
Put you up on Maury in front of the senior class
They all know you as a sweetheart with morals
Go to church on Sunday, now the sky is falling down
And your mom and dad are in a total panic
Everybody's manic, I can't go to college now
I thought with makeup and the lace,
He would stay with me
He would wanna do more than just,
Play with me
Now I'm almost 24 and I snort my peace
And he's almost 26, he's got three like me
And my daughter doesn't know who her daddy is
Huh, now she's hangin' out with boys that are doin' what her daddy did
And they all say
Well I heard he f*cked your friend,
That's unfortunate
And I heard that you know now,
That you're pregnant
And I heard that both his parents
Want the evidence
Put you up on Maury in front of the senior class
They all know you as a sweetheart with morals
Go to church on Sunday, now the sky is falling down
And your mom and dad are in a total panic
Everybody's manic, I can't go to college now