Y'all heard 'bout stompin' and clappin'
Ladies and gentlemen gather 'round let me tell ya little story of how I came to your town
So if you just lend me some assistance for a minute or two
Just clap your hands and stomp your feet and shake them hips to the boogie beat
We'll get along just nice this evening
Ooo it's time to start the show I'm feeling alright
So glad you all could join me here to listen up tonight
Let me tell you 'bout a story
About little ol' me
And how I came to find myself in the big ol' SLC
Off the plane at 4am in the middle of light downpour
What have I done? I shivered out ain't never been this cold before
If I could only get a drink I know things would be just fine
Oh how I miss my New Orleans, liquor stores only open till 9
Came in to this city
Hoping I could find my mind
Said it would be pretty
Said it would be worth my time
Now all I got is broken bones
No pocket change and stale cologne
And I think that I did it right
Shown up at the wrong address and had to wait in line
Can't trust that god damn GPS it does this every time
Say mister can you help me? see I'm looking for the five
But all he smells is cigarettes and he ain't got the time
Came in to this city
Hoping I could find my mind
Said it would be pretty
Said it would be worth my time
Now all I got is broken bones
No pocket change and stale cologne
And I think that I did it right
What's goin down, I'm new in town, lookin for a little bit of fun
Some rock n roll, oh bless my soul and maybe go home with someone
When world collide don't run and hide cuz it's gonna get real you know
Cuz I'm bringing down some of my hometown
Louisiana all the way to Provo
Heaven knows what your daddy knows
Girl give it to me, don't you stop
Grooving right till the morning light
Girl do it till the curtain drops
Get that body moving to the music that I'm doing cuz I wanna see you full out
If you wanna be my baby gotta show me you're lady
Watch yourself now
Came in to this city
Hoping I could find my mind
Said it would be pretty
Said it would be worth my time
Now all I got is broken bones
No pocket change and stale cologne
And I think that I did it right
So come on, everybody in
We're gonna kick this thing off right now