I don't want to sing this song for you but my guitar is broken
And my foot is shattered in a million pieces after all the rough sex we had
On the beach I f*cking hate the beach it has all those tiny grains of sand
I wish I can watch my pro wrestling on the T.V and see the president say hallelujah
Oh, kiss me baby
Kiss me real good
Oh kiss me baby
Kiss me real good
If you knew about my broken penis you'll want to look at it with a microscope
Does a microscope even look at penis?
Its so small my mother said get the f*ck out
She told me to be a better man so I went out and robbed a thousand fans
Fans they look pretty Sargent I went to best buy and took all the ridges out, oh
Oh
Kiss me baby
Kiss me real good
Oh kiss me baby
Kiss me real good
Oh
Kiss me baby
Kiss me real good
Oh kiss me baby
Kiss me real good