The Love Pages - Dave, You Better Behave Lyrics

Dammit Dave you're drinking again?
NASCAR's not on at 10am
You've worn the same shirt for past two days
You know your girl left with some guy named Blaze?

The rent cheque bounced since you haven't worked
You spent your last buck at The Crüe concert
Your mother no longer speaks your name
The thought of you brings her so much shame

I know I really shouldn't get involved
But we've known each other since we were small
You just don't fight for things like you used to
Nobody wants to be around the new you

Hey Dave
I think it's time you learned to behave
You know I love but you're such a mess
You can't live out of a rusted Express
Hey Dave
I think it's time you learned to behave
Take a moment and understand
A grown ass man can still use a hand

You woke up today in your neighbors yard
With a new tattoo of Jean-Luc Picard
How'd you manage to lose your shoes?
Your pants are torn and need replacement too

Nobody knows how you got banned
From Walmart and Disneyland
You joined a cult because they offered free food
But they thought that you killed the mood

At least I know your still kind hearted
Your future hasn't yet been fully charted
Life might be tough but you can't give in
It's time to get up and start again

Hey Dave
I think it's time you learned to behave
You know I love but you're such a mess
You can't live out of a rusted Express
Hey Dave
I think it's time you learned to behave
Take a moment and understand
A grown ass man can still use a hand

I want you to know you're not alone
I too am scared of the unknown
You cant stay this way forever
Don't give up, not now, not ever

Hey Dave
I think it's time you learned to behave
You know I love but you're such a mess
You can't live out of a rusted Express
Hey Dave
I think it's time you learned to behave
Take a moment and understand
A grown ass man can still use a hand