Lovebombed - For Cathy Lyrics

One thing I've learned
Is that memes are for teenagers
And dinosaur acts
And some of the world's most basic bitches
Are very kind people
And almost everyone sounds dumb
Whenever they're throwing a tantrum
And I can't feel alive
Without defying death just slightly

Man created God
To cope with disappointment ...
Or maybe He's just waiting for you
To stop f*cking around

I've had far more
Than 19 nervous breakdowns
Yet there you are
Still smiling and sticking your tongue out

One thing I've learned
Is that many have demoted me to "bastards"
I'm still so sorry that every arrow
I ever gave you pointed down
But it's been nearly 40 years
And I refuse to keep believing
That this hackneyed, half-assed gallows
Is the only way I'll ever know how

Man created God
To cope with disappointment ...
Or maybe He's just waiting for you
To stop f*cking around

I've had far more
Than 19 nervous breakdowns
Yet there you are
Still smiling and sticking your tongue out

It hurts to say "f*ck you"
But not when you discover who

Man created God
To cope with disappointment ...
Or maybe He's just waiting for you
To stop f*cking around

I've had far more
Than 19 nervous breakdowns
Yet there you are
Still smiling and sticking your tongue out