Lrtstc - Dear Sister Lyrics

I just want you to let me f*ck you sister
Please, for once just call me your mister ay ay
That does not sound like a bad idea
Please, just drag your hot stuff ass over here

I just want to lose my v card to you sis
Cmon, you know that my cock is pretty hard to miss
You, told me one afternoon you would finish off our deal
But now I'm not sure how I should even feel

Like oh, yeah man
Hop in the back of my pedo van
Grab that free candy while you can
Before I handcuff you (Oh man)
Don't let it get to your head
That I'll leave you on the sidewalk dead
Because all I'll do with your body
Is commit several hundred hate crimes

I haven't told anybody else at school
Not even the councillor is in on our deal
I know you know that she knows that I think you rule
30 centimetres short but 12 inches of pure
Joy that I can only get from you
Not even constant masturbating can match what you do
I cream myself just thinking 'bout you every night
And then when Mum gets home it all turns to fight or flight

I mean what am I supposed to do with crusty sheets
Stick them out for a wash just for them to still reek?
I'd rather let you lick them up like a cat
And then make your asscheeks go clap clap clap

Please sis just let me grab a hold of your tits
And then measure your mouth; make sure my pp fits
It might seem that I'm asking you for a lot
But I just need to satisfy my big black cock