Kids Video (MV)

I like my kids the way I like my trash bins
WiTh mY cLiPpEd tOeNaIlS iNsIdE oF tHeM

Kids
They are cool
They make me drool
Bought a van said I have a juul
They must've thought that's really cool
Because now my van is full
I drove 500 metres down the road
Turns out there was a f*ckfest in the back row
Suddenly it all went quiet and then the sirens came in (that's not good bro)

The police officer came up to my window
Asked me "Why are there so many kids bro"
I thought I was in real shit
So I took a hit of my juul
And I said

Kids
They are cool
They make me drool
Bought a van said I have a juul
They must've thought that's really cool
Because now my van is full
Come on officer don't be shy
Be a brave man or you might die
If you do hop in you'll get coochie from some guys

Ew wtf

It was 3pm or something on a Thursday afternoon
All the kids had just come out of school
It felt pretty cool
We'd been headed down route A38 for 15-20 minutes
During that time I had been put on a national police watchlist
I had every police car in the state following behind me
One of them pulled up beside me and tried to speak to me
I didn't see what I had done wrong
So I flicked that cunt the bird and just kept on goin along singing:

Kids
They are cool
They make me drool
Bought a van said I have a juul
They must've thought that's really cool
Because now my van is full
That police officer was giving head
I think that kid Tony's f*cking dead
What the f*ck has my life come to
Rise up gamers let's get this bread

Boy these punch lines are so weak
That dead boy Tony's taking it deep
My mumma called me she's a freak
Sounds like it's the end of me