We been sipping dark fruits since half past five
And I can't even walk in a f*cking straight line
Had a tactical chunder now I'm feeling fine
But I think a picture of my dick made it online
Get out the taxi and spoons I enter
Visions so gone I can't work out genders
Try to kiss the bouncer and he calls me a bender
Please let me in, I'm just tryna spend, uh
I been taking shots left, right and center
Like I'm in the wars, man I'm feeling tender
Rounds for everyone yeah, I'm a big spender
Necking every drink I will never surrender
Pay the taxi driver I get out my ID
I know he's the bouncer, could've asked nicely
Stumble to the bar and I ask for a pint please
Then she asks for my ID again
Bitch how do you think that I got in?
Turn around can't find my friends
Now the rooms starting to spin
We been sipping dark fruits since half past five
And I can't even walk in a f*cking straight line
Had a tactical chunder now I'm feeling fine
But I think a picture of my dick made it online
Leaving spoons and I'm going for a fag
My friends are inside, but I ain't going back
Thought I need a drink so I walk to the club
At this very moment I fall with a thud
Think I bit my tounge cause I'm tasting blood
Get picked up so I'm gonna carry on
Drink down my shirt and I'm feeling like a dog
Feeling so waved, the nights only just begun
Walking out the pub hopping straight in a taxi
Cab starts spinning throwing up on the backseat
Take me to a club but he takes me down a backstreet
So I make a runner don't think he's gonna catch me
Laying off the drinks? No thanks but I really should
Bitches onto me and she's saying that she wants my wood
Chinos round my ankles I don't think that I understood
Thrown out the club, oh man what the f*ck?
We been sipping dark fruits since half past five
And I can't even walk in a f*cking straight line
Had a tactical chunder now I'm feeling fine
But I think a picture of my dick made it online
We been sipping dark fruits since half past five
And I can't even walk in a f*cking straight line
Had a tactical chunder now I'm feeling fine
But I think a picture of my dick made it online