[Intro]
Silicon mafia, digital dons
My uncle taught me more than Silicon con
[Verse 1]
Family dinner table, watch the power play
Uncle's subtle head tilt says more than words convey
Learned the art of warfare through a pasta plate
Now I see Sam Altman pull the same damn trait
Tech bros thinking they're rebels, what a f*cking joke
Same old power games, just wrapped in different cloaks
Disruption's just a buzzword for control
While VCs kiss ass and sell their f*cking soul
[Chorus]
Tech mafia, digital thugs
Pretending to be rebels while they count their drugs
Innovation's just another word for schemes
Building empires on algorithmic dreams
(Yeah, just like my uncle taught me)
[Verse 2]
Remember how he'd whisper, manipulate the room
Now watch these startup founders spelling out our doom
They say they're changing world, but it's all the same
Old school manipulation with a different name
OpenAI crisis, just another scene
Power players moving like my family's routine
Calabrese wisdom hits different now I know
Tech world's just a stage where old school tactics flow
[Bridge]
Meritocracy? Please, don't make me laugh
Same shit different day, same psychopath
Playing 4D chess with people's lives
While PR teams spin their bullshit lies
[Verse 3]
Uncle's Christmas dinner, strategic seat
Board room power moves, same elite retreat
They think they're revolutionary, so unique
But I've seen this movie since I could barely speak
Valley boys flexing with their Series A
My uncle did it better back in his heyday
Psychological warfare dressed in hoodies now
Same old power games, just show me how
[Chorus]
Tech mafia, digital thugs
Pretending to be rebels while they count their drugs
Innovation's just another word for schemes
Building empires on algorithmic dreams
(History repeats itself)
[Outro]
So next time you see a founder preaching change
Remember my uncle's smile, it's all the same game
Power never changes, just wears different clothes
Silicon Valley's just where old tactics goes