[Intro]
Uncle Vinnie at the table, Sam Altman in the cloud
Same shit, different power trip, different f*cking crowd
[Verse 1]
Sunday dinner warfare, pasta's getting cold
While Uncle drops his wisdom, same stories getting old
Head tilt says "respect me," pause for dramatic flair
Silicon Valley playbook, same psychological warfare
My uncle's got his neighborhood, Zuck's got all your data
Both of them just puppet masters, pulling strings like mafias
"Family first," that's what they preach, while counting all their zeros
Tech bros acting gangster, wannabe Robert De Niros
[Chorus]
Power games never change, just upgrade the players
From Little Italy to Silicon Valley, same behavior
Algorithms or intimidation, pick your poison
Both'll f*ck you up while smiling, that's their chosen motion
[Verse 2]
Altman pulled an OpenAI coup like Uncle's Christmas scheme
Board room or dining room, same power-hungry dream
Pretend it's meritocracy, but we know that's bullshit
It's who you know and who you blow, that's how you make it fit
My uncle's got his street cred, tech bros got their Series A
Both think they're f*cking godfather, both love their little plays
Calabrese whispers echo through the Valley's hollow halls
Same old manipulation, just with fancier protocols
[Bridge]
From Sunday sauce to source code
From protection fees to IPOs
Different suits, same old thugs
Different highs, same old drugs
[Outro]
Uncle Vinnie's looking down, probably cracking up
Seeing tech bros copy moves he mastered growing up
Power's power, greed's greed, don't matter where you're from
Silicon Valley gangsters, still answer to someone