[Intro]
Uncle Giuseppe taught me more than math
About moving paper through the family path
Now I see these tech bros doing the same damn thing
Just with bigger numbers, making their algorithms sing
[Verse 1]
Mama cleaned their offices late at night
While they moved billions out of taxman's sight
Papa broke his back laying foundation
While they built tax havens across every nation
My uncle's old tricks with the family cash
Now Silicon Valley's doing that shit en masse
Shifting digits through the server stacks
Like Giuseppe moved euros through cousin Max
[Chorus]
Tax haven shuffle, digital style
Billionaires dancing through loopholes with a smile
Philanthropy's just their PR disguise
While mama's still scrubbing their corporate lies
[Verse 2]
Remember counting coins at nonna's table?
Now I'm watching stock splits and profit fables
These tech gods in their glass towers high
Preaching innovation while their taxes fly
To some island account, man, it's so damn slick
Uncle G would be proud of this accounting trick
But he did it to feed us, keep the lights on
They do it for yachts and to fuel their con
[Bridge]
From Calabrese wisdom to corporate schemes
Same shit different scale, or so it seems
But Giuseppe had honor in his hustle flow
These Valley boys just put on a f*cking show
[Outro]
So here's to you, uncle, and your street-smart ways
While these tech bros hide behind their offshore plays
At least you owned your game, kept it real
They hide behind lawyers, too ashamed to feel