[Intro]
Silicon streets, Calabrese beats
My uncle's wisdom meets Silicon Valley's elite
[Verse 1]
Uncle Joey at the dinner table, head tilted just right
Sam Altman in the boardroom, same power play at night
Both got that look that says "I own this shit"
One rocks Armani, one's got hoodies that don't fit
But the game's the same, watch 'em calculate and wait
Like chess players moving pawns, deciding others' fate
[Chorus]
Tech bros and old schools, same f*ckin' playbook
Different suits but that same killer look
Power moves in zeros, power moves in blood
Both empires built on who you trust (who you trust)
[Verse 2]
OpenAI drama like a family sit-down
Altman got whacked but came back to wear the crown
My uncle would've loved this corporate soap opera shit
"Loyalty tests?" he'd say, "That's how you know who'll split"
They talk disruption, innovation, changing games
But it's just protection money with different names
Board meetings or Sunday dinners, same damn thing
Passive-aggressive threats while the phones keep ping-ping
[Bridge]
Meritocracy? Please, it's all about who you know
Silicon Valley or Little Italy, same show
Performative power plays, they're all the same
Different accents, but they're playing the same game
[Verse 3]
Y'all think hoodies make it democratic?
Nah, it's still old school politics, just more dramatic
My uncle's subtle nods, their subtle Twitter posts
Both saying "Cross me, and I'll make you see some ghosts"
They call it scaling, we called it territory
Different words for the same old story
[Outro]
So here's to uncles and CEOs
Teaching me power moves that nobody knows
Silicon Valley or family ties
Same shit, different lies, yeah
Same shit, different lies