[Verse 1]
Uncle Tony at the table, gold chains and that stare
Silicon Sam in my inbox, pretending to care
Both got their fingers in pies, different recipes though
One's got marinara secrets, one's got data to show
[Chorus]
Digital Don, Algorithm Boss
Trading protection money for my browser sauce
Hey Zucky, hey Bezos, hey corporate crew
You ain't so different from my Uncle Lou
(Different faces, same old moves)
[Verse 2]
Remember Sunday dinners, "eat up, show respect"
Now it's terms and conditions, click yes, what's next?
Uncle's got his neighborhood, tech bros got the world
Both of them be watching every boy and girl
Collecting their percentages, loyalty schemes
One wants weekly visits, one wants all my streams
[Bridge]
They say data's the new protection racket
My uncle's old school, but these nerds still jack it
Different suits, same old game
Privacy's dead, who's really to blame?
[Verse 3]
Used to mock his swagger, how he'd lean and talk
Now I see tech bros copy that same power walk
"Family first," that's what Uncle Tony preached
While Altman builds his AI family tree to reach
Every f*cking corner of our digital lives
Like Uncle's eyes across the dinner table, yeah, they never lie
[Chorus]
Digital Don, Algorithm Boss
Trading protection money for my browser sauce
Hey Zucky, hey Bezos, hey corporate crew
You ain't so different from my Uncle Lou
(Different faces, same old moves)
[Outro]
So what's the difference between cookies and protection?
Both keep tabs on me without my reflection
Uncle Tony wanted loyalty, these bros want my soul
Different devils, baby, but they all want control
F*ck your data harvest, f*ck your family ties
Two generations of bosses, selling different lies
But at least my uncle looked me in the eyes