I hope that you step in dog poo everyday
I hope that you miss your last bus when it rains
I hope that you never find what you look for
I hope your hamster will be smashed by the door
I hope that it always rains when you're outside
I hope that you always sleep alone at night
I hope that the sun only shines when you work
I hope that your dentist is always a jerk
Look at that shape in your face
It just makes a beautiful place
For a schwanz to pull in and pull out
Tell me girl, a circle is?
Round
Round
Round
Round
I hope someday you will get hit by a bus
I hope that your cat pisses on your hairbrush
I hope that you drop your phone into a lake
I hope that your mum says you were a mistake
I hope that a candle will burn your brown hair
I hope that you cry out loud and no one cares
I hope that Starbucks always gets your name wrong
I hope that someone writes you a crappy song
Look at that shape in your but
It's the hole that makes you a slut
It's where bratwursts are easily drowned
Tell me girl, a circle is?
Round
Round
Round
Round