Well it didn't take long to change their idea about a party in that little town in the hills
Me and the boys shoved through that barroom door and the heads turned without fail
We drank 'em out of whiskey and danced with their women
Them boys, they fought us tooth and nail
We got drunk Friday evening, spent the weekend in the county jail
Well there's some things you just don't mess with, man
Like my guitar, my mom and my dog
And these damn good friends that i've had for years
Will let you know when you are wrong
So before you start jawing, boy you better know that some things are worse than hell
These steel bars they ain't nothin that we ain't seen, and
We always make our bail
We don't mind if you call us out, we're gonna prove everything we say
Come on and join us anytime you want, boys, we'll do this every night and day
We're gonna drink ourselves ragged and listen to some Haggard
So boys don't you be surprised
When we drink up all your whiskey and steal away your women
And our shameless eyes go pale
Another drunk friday evening gets a weekend in the county jail
We'll get drunk some friday evening, try like hell to stay outta that ol' county jail