Just spend one night downtown at the Crystal Lounge
It's a place where any trouble you desire is found
Pull up a stool and throw a few dollars down
There's cowboy hats and dreadlocked hair
Permed grandmothers and coal-millionaires
A little trashy but flashy, it's a mighty fine place to be
It was a Sunday evening, the place hadn't started hummin'
The woman at the bar had our drinks on the ready like she already knew we were comin'
3 dollars bought a beer and a bloody,
So i got a couple double-rounds of bourbon for my buddy
He did the same for me, and then we started gettin' funny.
Funny 'cause the colors were colliding, splashing neon on the ceiling
And we just about lost it at the gold-toothed man and the multicolored pimpsuit he was wearing
Before we knew it, the place was really hoppin'
The barrage of crooked faces didn't show no signs of stoppin'
Droppin' cash, like it was acid on the backroom poker they were playing
Just spend one night downtown at the Crystal Lounge
It's a place where any trouble you desire is found
Pull up a stool and throw a few dollars down
There's cowboy hats and dreadlocked hair
Permed grandmothers and coal-millionaires
A little trashy but flashy, it's a mighty fine place to be
One visit's all it takes to feel at home
So if you make your way there with all the other black sheep
You'll never have to be alone
Just spend one night downtown at the Crystal Lounge
It's a place where any trouble you desire is found
Pull up a stool and throw a few dollars down
There's cowboy hats and dreadlocked hair
Permed grandmothers and coal-millionaires
A little trashy but flashy, it's a mighty fine place to be
I said it's trashy but flashy and it's a mighty fine place to be
Way out in Billings, Montana, USA