Totally Professional Video (MV)

Had writers block
For way too long
The melody's simple so
Please sing along
Got to write a song without any swears
Challenging I know
But my manager doesn't care
Totally professional
Is my middle name
This song has no meanings
And you know that I won't change
Oh Yeah
Alright
This song is a joke
On modern music I know
No one's listening or cares
With just four chords I swear
You could write anything
And it would become a success
Totally professional
As you can see from my looks
Cameras 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5
Get all of my love
Oh Yeah
Alright
This part is the breakdown
It's where we sum up the song
But it needs to be a radio hit
So it's got to be
Less than three minutes long
(That should be good)
Have the lyrics written out on my phone
Without spell check
I thunk I would be more accident prone
Don't smoke or do drugs kids
Is the message that I promote
I say this while drunkenly
Running down innocent folk
Totally professional
Got a manager and everything
They hide the police reports
Of 10 dead citizens
Oh Yeah
Allegedly
Allegedly