The Lunch Ladies - Nose Picker Lyrics

When you pick your nose
People stare
Think it's gross
That's just how it goes
When you pick
Your own nose
[and when you're picking other people's noses too]
Fingers in the hole
Anywhere
Can't control
When I pick my nose
Leave me be
Because
I don't wanna feel ashamed
To play "forbidden" games
Just pick and try it for yourself
If not I'll even give you help
With nose picking techniques
My ways, they can't be beat
Just shove your fingers up and down
And show me what you
Found all up in there
Even hair
All is fair
Snot that's wet and green
Let me see
I'm not mean
[show me what you're made of, please]
If you're knuckle deep
You've achieved
Quite a feat
Animals, we are
Doing this
Ain't bizarre
Just think of all the things
Our bodies even stink
You're not as lovely as you think
Come on let's pick our nose in sync
That's it, get right in there
I know, people will stare
But all I ask is that you
Don't care
Forget what mom and dad said and all you've been told
Take some pride in your pick and dig out some gold
The size of boogers that big demand a "Behold!"
There's no need to feel shame in picking your nose
Now you've picked your nose
How's it feel?
You're a pro
I'll give you a hug
I love you
You old soul
Now let's reminisce
Back on our
Picking bliss
Look into my eyes
I can tell
You've realized
A nose picker, you are
You are my shining star
You've managed to exceed the bar
Oh, how you've come so very far
Let's change the world; you, me
And how our people see
To pick your nose unlocks a door
To glee
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