I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
Witch Doctor told me that's what I should do
See I was down bad and she had herself a line
Sellin' little bottles of
Love Potion No. 9
I told her that I was a flop with chicks
I look like I'm from 1956
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said what you need is
Love Potion No. 9
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said "I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink"
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes
I took a drink, baby
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down down 34th and Vine
She broke my little bottle of
Love Potion No. 9
(Blow that horn Matty)
I held my nose, I closed my eyes
I took a drink, baby
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine
She broke my little bottle of
Love Potion Number-
Love Potion Number-
Love Potion No. 9