MC Chris - Bad (dd) Runner Lyrics

Tears in rain
Time to die

I know I seem like a geek but I'm deeper dude
Never got picked in gym I was a weaker dude
So I built myself a bong out of beaker tube
Then I smoked all them bitches like I'm pikachu
Often times too high to play D&D
So I read Micronauts, read the ninja teens
I read Heavy Metal Magazine
In the land of the beaver and the maple leaf
East Van BC
So let me proceed to deliver these beats
Like Deckard on a replicant in 2019
Mc chris bad spellah proceed to slice cheese
A sci-fi I.V. in your eyeball nightly

I see you scared, see you shaking in your boots son
Cause badd spellah mc chris is in cahoots son
It's okay to laugh cause this shits a goofs son
Set it on fire and then we raise the roof son

Hey Splinter it's me Shredder and ain't that girl a lez man?
I'm so bad at spellin' Tori told me sorry at the weddin' man
Special T and Shredder man go ask armageddon man
He's to busy sweatin' venom just like eminem and them
Hey Miss Diddy chump, you can't hold me back
Clean up my act ass hit a yoga mat
So I start smoking stacks let my lungs relax
Drove a girl up the coast, proposed, hitched and macked
Now I'm one of the wizards for the RTS
Make the beats, make the game, make them rub their chests
I rock the soda water, word and a slice of lime
A no cheat sheet geek sheik so sci-fly

I see you scared, see you shaking in your boots son
Cause badd spellah mc chris is in cahoots son
It's okay to laugh cause this shit's a goofs son
Set it on fire and then we raise the roof son
[x2]

Turtle Power
Go ninja go ninja go [x8]

Cause noones ever gonna find out that their down here, cause your gonna spot em' and your gonna air em out.
I don't work here anymore. Give it to Holten. He's good.
I did. He can breathe ok, as long as nobody unplugs him. Not good enough. Not good as you. I need you Deck, this is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner. I need your magic.

I see you scared, see you shaking in your boots son
Cause badd spellah mc chris is in cahoots son
It's okay to laugh cause this shits a goofs son
Set it on fire and then we raise the roof son
[x2]

Time to die
[x5]