MC Chris - The Hammer (Skit) Lyrics

[Geek:]... economics, I love economics...
[Bully:] HEY over there! Where do you think you're going?
[Geek:] I'm gonna go home!
[Bully:] Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?
[Geek:] School's over. I wanna go-
[Bully:] I got some recollections I want to share with you.
[Geek:] Oh, recollections on what?
[Bully:] Let me think back on how many of your family members' C*NTS I've licked today!
[Geek:] Oh, how offensive!
[Bully:] Let's see, your SISTER...
[Geek:] Oh!
[Bully:]... your MOTHER...
[Geek:] Not my mother!
[Bully:]... Your GRANDMOTHER...
[Geek:] My grandmother?
[Bully:] I dug up your GREAT GRANDMOTHER...
[Geek:] Oh, you wouldn't!
[Bully:] Her c*nt tasted like SKELETONS!
[Geek:] Oh, that's gross!
[Bully:] HAHAHAHAHA
[Geek:] HEY! How do you feel about THIS!?
[Bully:] Oh my God! Aah!
[Geek:] I bought this gun at lunch!
Bully Oh my God!
[Geek:] And now I am pointing it right at your face! I'm tired of the way you've been treating me! And I'm not gonna take it anymore!
[Bully:] Please! Please! I... I... looking at your gun, I... I'm rethinking all of my bullyism... and I... uh... I just think if I were to get a second chance...
[Geek:] You can't get a second chance! You are way too mean, and therefore, you deserve to get capped! I am pulling back the... thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!
[Bully:] The hammer?
[Geek:] NOW I AM PULLING THE TRIGGER!
[Bully:] OH MY GOD! YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN AND THE BULLET'S FLYING OUT OF THE GUN AT LIGHTNING SPEED! AAH! OW! IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD!
[Geek:] HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BULLY!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?
[Bully:] AAH! OW! I'm dying... dying.
[Geek:] Wait a minute, what have I done? (cries) I'm sorry... who will I talk to now? What have I done... what have I done?